
Survival Kit While Camping In the Sub-Zero tempertures of the Snow
- Several containers of Clorox Wipes and Sanitizers-For constant obsessive handwashing.
- Antioxidant juices- It's 100% daily requirements of veggies and fruits and helps counteract the kerosene fumes lodging in your lungs.
- Macademia and cashew nuts for quick protein when your hypoglycemia kicks in. Also, helps with your financial budget when your food stamp worker cuts your food stamps below standard.
- Ice chest-Don't forget, you don't need to buy ice. Just watch out for dog droppings under the snow.
- Plastic boxes to store your hygiene products.
- Sheep skin rug for your freezing feet on the freezing floor of your vehicle.
- DVD player-Free movies at the library while waiting for the complainers to drive by.
- A vicious dog to alude visitors.
- Photos of your wife to keep you warm.
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