What is the difference between a Nazi cop and an American cop?
Answer: An American cop doesn't know anything about it.
Welcome to Klamath Falls, Oregon. Usually we have snow right about now. It makes me wonder if the U.S. Government didn't steal all the snow flakes too! Not to be ungrateful-At least, we were allowed to have a "snowflake" parade.
'Tis the season, we have come upon Chanukah (Hanukkah). Likewise, the propane in my icy trailer will burn another few days before I get paid.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Are they having sex or are they crying because they got booted out of the kingdom?